Worst album cover/movie poster/three-way ever.
The only video game system designed specifically for families suffering from the advanced stages of sclerosis.
Stare into the abyss and weep silently to yourself.
Smoked Salmon. Get it? He’s smoking and holding a piece of salmon. Smoked salmon is a common dish served the world over. What we did was take a picture that asks, “Hey, what if smoked salmon was made by chefs blowing cigar smoke on the raw fish meat?” Ugh, you don’t get it. You’re so stupid. I hate you.
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Somebody said to make our front page “all Sex In The City-y.” This is the best we could do.
